Boating the Napo
Frontside perspective en route from Coca to Nueva Rockafuerte.
Feeling ropable.
Neuva Rockafuerte - Ecuadorian frontier with Peru
Kanga getting jiggy wid' it (thanks Will Smith). The wannabe NZ
hombre sliding out of his BMW saddle and into something a little
more comfortable. After laying a nasty river snake over the side
of the boat Kanga proceeded to bathe his rectum in preparation
for his ladies return. Kanga and I slept on the boat to ensure
the safety of our steeds whilst the ladies lapped it up with the
local lads in the one and only hostel in town located adjacent
to the police station.
The Captain
This darkened gentleman is the two faced bandit who tried to wrestle
Kanga and I out of $75 each. Kanga had set a price on the bike
the day before departure for $25. I arrived that night. The next
morning we ventured to the boat and loaded our cargo. All good.
Ventured off for our last meal of the day at 6:30am. At 7am Lindsay
(the americana) came ot inform us they were trying to take our
bikes off the boat. We returned to find they now wanted us to
pay $100 per bike. We got the local navy captain involved. To
cut a long story short, he tried to root us in the bee-hind, and
subsequently lost his licence. So he was relegated to pole pusher
while his first mate drove the boat. Sucker! Thats what you get
for f@*king with the moto boys!
Bike views
Wolverines (my bike) perspective up in the front row.
Octavalo - Giant cocks fist fighting
The land of the long hair lads (all the gents have long hair -
for once I felt at home). A serious sanctuary for the cock inclined.
Here Van Cock stretches his spindly limbs toward Wesley Snipes
forehead after pulling off a very tight roundhouse kick.
Crucita - Heaven on a stick 10th October 2004
Crucita Launch Pad
This view encompasses the best launch pad for parapenting in the
whole of South America. The view is incomparable. The lads who
pretend to work here are seriously sound individuals who will
guarantee a smile on your face and a beer in your hand in this
here portal to the promised land.
Parapenting perspective The lightened emotions and weightless
sensations enhance the feeling of a standing ovation that doesn't
exist. But the whole emotions sensations thingy does. What?
Miss Mellet
I first met this lovely young blind lady in Cusco. We carooned
along the same path for the next six weeks. Her eccentricities
and boundless energy often laced the scene with a friendly demenour.
Any money she loves this photo. Not!!!! HAAhrahaaar!
Yahtzee King
I have to prove to Hayley and Rosie (Below) that I am the Yahtzee
King and thats that. They thought it was just luck that I kept
rolling the highest numbers. But everyone knows that rolling dice
is a serious game of skill.
Sight Celebrations!
At 5am after various bottles of funny coloured liquid on the balcony
of a beach side bungalow, Hayley's eyes popped out to say hello.
We are celebrating the newfound visions of Hayley and her ability
to see the light and stand up for her right... to party (thanks
Bob and the Bboys), and the fact that I won Yahtzee again.
New found perspectives
Hayleys first day with eyes wired open. I thought it was a camera
worthy moment.
