Geoff and Marks Accidents,
Diseases and other intrustin' facts
*So y'all know Mark left the tour July 2004,
returning to Australia to complete his studies (Chartered Accountant),
chase his dream of selling bikini's from the back of an icecream
truck and fly between Sydney and Sweden where his lovely lady
Linda lives.
**Geoff fell in love June 2004 with his Brazillian
honeypot Miss Tai leaving late October 2004 to live and work in
Miami, Florida. From what I hear he is an extremely happy camper.
Glowing from his words alone I can sense some type of semi-permanent
bliss factor. I do believe he may be set for life.
| |
GEOFF
|
MARK
|
| Low Speed |
26 |
3 |
| High Speed |
3 |
0 |
| Nearly Died |
1 (head on collision
with pickup truck) |
0 |
| Stupid Stacks |
4 |
1 (spinning around
bike on its side, hand welded to the accelerator for what
seemed like hours.) Amazing |
| Injuries sustained |
J-Lo
ass, Extreme haematomas (lower back, left knee),cuts (legs,
waist, face) |
Cuts
and bruises
"Broken ribs" i accidently broke them on
my birthday in Brazil. |
| PUNCTURES |
| Front |
3 |
7 |
| Rear |
1 |
19 |
| DISEASES |
| Strange rashes |
2 (scary scrotch rash) |
1 |
| Hemorrhoids |
0 |
1 (Mark will have
to tell this story) |
| Head lice(Days) |
0 |
0 |
| The Runs (Days) |
93 |
30 |
| Fever |
2 |
1 |
| STD’s |
0 |
0 |
| Other diseases |
Giardia, Amoebas |
Lost count |
| TROUBLE WITH
THE LAW |
| Pulled over by Police |
3 |
5 |
| Night in a cell |
Secret |
Secret |
| Serious time |
0 |
0 |
| |
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